1. People, seriously GET OVER IT! So the kid wants to have short hair and wear boys clothing, who freakin cares. Not all little girls want to run around in heals like Suri Cruise. And for all the people speculating about the kids sexuality. Give your heads a shake. She's a tiny kid... sexuality is not a big part of her life yet people. WTF?
2. Ok... WTF is up with nasty plastic surgery face becoming so damn popular. You know what I am talking about right? The skin stretched too tightly over heavily injected cheeks and weirdly segmented fat lips. It's sick and it's an epidemic right now and not just in Hollywood.
It has gotten so out of control and it strikes me that one day, this time in history will be looked back on with disgust and lumped with other strange body dysmorphic fascinations like foot binding.
I'm not saying a little plastic surgery is wrong. I mean hell, I bet I will even have something done one day. I'm not talking about small amounts of plastic surgery, I am talking about the extreme stuff like what I wrote about a few weeks ago or what Madonna has recently done to her iconic face. I saw it in all it's disgusting glory on the preview of the new show The Marriage Ref (it can be viewed below).
She was so desperate to not age that she choose to look like a freak instead? WTF.
In my eyes:
aging > looking like a freak
But then again I am still young so Madonna can feel free to tell me off if she likes.
3. WTF is up with Avatar? I know, I know... it has amazing special effects. My Husband saw it and he said it was mind blowing but, you know what? I don't want to see it and I think it looks stupid. That's right STUPID.
You can place little credibility on my opinion. I admit, I did see New Moon in the theater which may negate my view point - might I clarify, that had nothing to do with vampires and everything to do with Robert Pattinson. Hmmmm maybe if he had been in Avatar I might have been interested. Actually... no I wouldn't have been. Blue People + James Cameron = Dumb
4. I am a proud Canadian, there is little that I find embarrassing about my country or nationality. In fact, I found the whole satirical act poking fun at Canadian Stereo types in the Olympic closing ceremonies hilarious. I love that us Canadians can make fun of ourselves; I think it's a good trait to have.
However, as a Canadian, there is one thing that makes me hang my head in deep shame and that is Nickelback. Seriously, Nickelbach is Canadian Content on steroids gone very wrong.
While we are touching on Nickelback, let's discuss the music at the end of the Olympic Closing Ceremonies. WTF was up with that?? Avril, Hedley, Simple Plan, Alanis?? Did I die and go to teenage hell. As one of my Twitter friends said:
Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, that's 2 of 4 horsemen of Canadian Music hell. Celine & Alanis to go
Unfortunately for him, Alanis showed up shortly after his tweet, Fortunately for him, Celine is too much of a diva to fly somewhere and only do one song. Thank god for that!
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I think cosmetic surgery for vanity's sake should be outlawed. It should be applied to people who actually need it, for example burn victims. Imagine the medical resources that would free up in California alone.
I used to be a Nickleback fan.... then I was a closet Nickleback fan. As popular as it is to hate them, they do write some catchy-ass songs, you have to admit that. And let's look at it from a business perspective - it doesn't have to be good as long as it sells. And they sell. A LOT. Don't mess with a man's paycheque has always been my philosophy. BUT.. I saw Chad Tortle (aka Kroeger) wearing a Red Wings jersey at a hockey game once. I didn't like it, but this is a free country, so I got over it. But then that douchebag decided to take his Lamborgini for a spin while drunk and got busted doing 140km/hr in a 50 zone. That I will never forgive. If you can afford a Lamborgini, you can afford a cab. This goes for all rich asshole celebrities.
Alanis did okay in my books. Plus being a heterosexual male I can't say anything bad about a woman sporting that spectacular cleavage. I was so mesmerized I didn't even know it was Alanis until they zoomed in to her face only.
Quit saying bad shit about Avatar. It's only the higest grossing movie of all time, and it has explosions and Sigourney Weaver and cool space stuff in space and who cares if there are blue people in it?! It's nearly 3 hours of awesomeness. Get in touch with your inner nerd! You'll have to do it sooner or later, seeing as you live with 3 boys.
Nickelbach songs are catchy like the way Cocaine is catchy. That shit messes with your mind. Though, who can argue with the following lyrics:
I love your pants around your feet
And I love the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
Let's be honest, I am sure the number of BJ's being preformed on a daily basis def increased when that song was being played on the radio all the time. Perhaps that's why they are popular. But for me... any reference to BJs sung by Chad K is a deal breaker. KOL on the other hand singing about BJs that's hot. But earlier KOL not the POP infused later stuff like Sex on Fire... that was just too overt.
Don't you know the deal about having boys that is so great. I don't have to engage in their crap (hockey, Avatar, Transformers) if I don't want to but... if I want a companion to go to a Twilight movie or Sex and the City movie my man is always there. Being the only girl is great because it means I am the ONLY DIVA. When there is only 1 of us bitching about how Avatar sucks it's just endearing not annoying. Shhhhh don't tell them that ;)
Come on, that is clearly a doggy-style reference.
OMG, is that my brother Josh writing Doggy Style on my blog?
Cool ;)
Avatar wasn't as bad as I feared.
I finally gave in and went to see it in Seattle with Ken. I won't say it was the best movie I've ever seen... but since I was figuring I'd just nap through it and I stayed awake the whole time and didn't even ask for that 3 hours of my life back, it wasn't too bad. ;o)
I bet Avitar is actually good I just hate all the hype sometimes. And I really don't like James Cameron. Not sure why but the guy gives me the Heebies
I said to my husband: That's Madonna.
He said, *That's* Madonna? That's not Madonna.
I said: Oh no, mister. That's *TOTALLY* Madonna.
He said: No. It's Barbie.
So. wrong.
Apparently in person Madonna's surgery doesn't look as bad??
That is what Lainey Gossip said last week at least. But seriosuly... on film and in pictures it is just hideous and scary. And I used to worship Madonna. It makes me so sad.
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